*The eLverette in Me* According to legends, Teresita and Edgar wished their firstborn to be a girl. However, the deities didn't heed their call, for Teresita gave birth to an eLf boy instead. Disillusioned, Teresita went on believing that the baby was a girl, adorning him with all those beautiful wigs and dresses until the eLf boy was old enough to speak: "Hey, Mom, I love what you're doing!" HA-HA-HA